March 2011
6 tags
I think everyone finds it hard to say nice things about themselves. Idk.
1. I’m white
2. I’m healthy
3. I’m pretty funny
4. I make pretty good banana bread
5. I can do 100 sit ups without getting sore or tired
6. I’ve finally mastered the art of liquid eye liner
7. I know a lot of things about a lot of movies
(I actually don’t think being white is a great...
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Pretty sure that hate was from a fat person or the...
Sorry that I don’t want to be a fatty.
I can sort of relate to Hitler and how he wanted a perfect world. I want a perfect world. If it was up to me, noone would be fat. Ever.
I don’t care if you are comfortable sitting in your fat all day, I do care that I am NOT comfortable looking at you. Just like I’m not really comfortable around pregnant women. Doesn’t it worry you...
Anonymous asked: Go die. Seriously, just die.
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All the sink water came up through the floor at...
Sarah: Oh my God, what if I like slip over and crack my skull open on the floor and then you try to help me up and you slip over and break your leg and noone finds us until they open up tomorrow morning.
Me: Don't worry. If I only break my leg then I can like, human centipede my way over to the door and bash on it until someone sees me and calls for help.
Sarah: What if you're bashing on the door and everyone is laughing too hard to call anyone?
Both: ...
2 tags
I embarrass myself a lot.
Yesterday I went to my friends lecture and said ‘LOL’ out loud and only my bestie understood why I was saying it, which was to mock the asian in front, and it felt like everyone was looking at me and I was laughing at myself but dying at the same time.
esau-armastus asked: hi love
how's everything?
xo
how's everything?
xo